i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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