If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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