when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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