Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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