you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Are my feet made of real feet?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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