I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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