After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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