So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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