I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world