they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
