mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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