She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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