Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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