oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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