i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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