Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Alive.
So much puke
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
