Who did Billy Mays play for?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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