Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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