Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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