Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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