It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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