worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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