your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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