yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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