But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
don't judge my taste in strippers
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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