i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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