She is in my trunk
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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