i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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