Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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