if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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