Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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