Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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