I'm jealous of your bromance
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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