Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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