have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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