grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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