We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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