Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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