I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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