someone get that fucking seahorse.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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