Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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