We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You dont lie about slip and slides
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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