it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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