Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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