you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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