ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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