I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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