I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I think I am morally bankrupt
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
This is my gift to your gina
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
