it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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