Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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