I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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