Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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