I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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