you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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