I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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