The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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